New law: if you hit on a girl at the gas station you have to pay to fill up her car. Obama just told me
Jimmy found some celebrity Netflix queues and tries to match the movie titles to their famous identities!
I swear I’m not just making these in photoshop
when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it
HAHAHA OMFG THIS IS GREAT
i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture
why do young people now talk like senior citizens please relax kids still play with toys stop bein such a damn baby
Imagine being pregnant in new york
and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when
"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"