remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

how  many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc

it’s always the leaves oh my god

Yup, third grade. Up ‘til then, EVERYTHING looked like a Monet.

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I just dreamt that I was trying to have a foursome with two people that I knew (I don’t think I actually know them), some random girl, and Steve buscemi

but I was trying my hardest to avoid him hhahahah

also GOD this fucking kid who lives on my floor was in the room I was hanging out with and he’s pleasant and all but he’s just annoying and kinda creepy. so he was talking about being from detroit and all and how the racial divide is a huge thing there but he was saying stuff about how people of color make problems for themselves and take advantage of the government and I was like “I don’t think that’s how that works” and told him about institutionalized racism good fucking DAY SIR

on the other hand another kid who lives on my floor described himself as “SUPER LEFT” when I blatantly asked about his political views and then we talked very briefly about Mitt Romney and how AWFUL HE IS so he is a person I trust now I’ve only talked to him like 2 times but if we can shit talk Mitt Romney together then we are friends

she shifted body positions and now she is not snoring we are SAFE

my roommate is snoring sos SOS what the fuck do I do I can’t sleep when people snore like I literally will not sleep what the fuck FCK my ass

earlier I was explaining to someone how when I was drunk last week I was getting really emotional about telling someone not to use the word retarded as a synonym for stupid/as a derogatory term in general. and THEN tonight whilst sober I explained WHY and what synonyms are appropriate and how saying “people who are developmentally disabled” or something along those lines is much more appropriate #college


"real men dont rape" actually, real men do rape. they do. men rape. it isn’t done by ~fake mythical special brand of evil~ men, it’s done by real men, men who may seem nice, men who you think you can trust, men you know, men who you’re close to. real men do rape. that’s the problem

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Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.

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The Formerly Popular Clothing Brands of High School Are Trying to Be Cool Again ›

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