envyadams:

New law: if you hit on a girl at the gas station you have to pay to fill up her car. Obama just told me

fallontonight:

Jimmy found some  celebrity Netflix queues and tries to match the movie titles to their famous identities!

catracism:

I swear I’m not just making these in photoshop

(via menbeyer)

(via californiahns)

#donuts  

firelorcl:

when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it

(via cryingsaint)

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

malibubarbiethepinkprincess:

HAHAHA OMFG THIS IS GREAT

AW YISS

(via kentmcfuller)

fortfrolics:

kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

why do young people now talk like senior citizens please relax kids still play with toys stop bein such a damn baby

(via sickgingertricks)

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

(via zquidward)

cooking is just a trick to get people to eat raw materials

why do ppl shame ppl who hook up so much like not everyone is ready for a relationship but everyone is horny what’s wrong w satisfaction